April 2010
2 posts
“I AM THE LEADER”
– [in response to the recorded response “you are the only person in this conference”]
“I’m not talking about back-room functionality.”
February 2010
2 posts
“this is not intended to poke someone in the eye.”
““There is human error at work here.”
“Then I think we need new...”
December 2009
2 posts
“Am I on mute? [long pause]”
“In other words, it’s the translation center that does the translation.”
November 2009
19 posts
“I can always pump up more Drupals”
“We had a personnel change. No impact, but we don’t know who’s going...”
“Let us just be even more clear…”
“When someone says ‘Look’ it means they’re being very defensive”
– [mute: on]
“Can I just be a fly in the ointment for a moment?”
“*sketches drawing of hitler, bare-chested, wearing lederhosen*”
“The look & feel BLOWS.”
– [mute: on]
“I’m trying to find you hours. I just found you 10 fucking hours.”
– [mute: on]
“We’re still talking about which fucking email we’re looking at”
– [mute: on]
“How was that call?” “As equally mind-numbing as this one will be”
– [pre-call]
“*long pause* [angrily] SOMEONE PLEASE JUST SAY ‘YES’”
“I’m going to take silence as a ‘yes’”
“*draws big dollar sign*”
“The actual agenda is.. there is no agenda! Surprise!”
– [mute: on]
“That dickbag.”
– [mute: on]
“Stop talking so I can speak!”
– [mute: on]
“*makes angry slashing movements with both arms as if to eviscerate the speaker*”
“I gotta leave” *walks out mid-call*”
– [mute: on]
“*mouths the word ‘fuck you’*”
October 2009
9 posts
“*silence* — Hopefully there’s some offline chatter about this — *silence*”
“Tell him I’m negotiating the release of a chocolate hostage.”
– [mute: on]
“Not me! *touches finger to nose*”
– [mute: on]
“Hey, your pen spins pretty efficiently.”
– [mute: on]
“We better have a discussion about duration! *corporate laughter*”
“That’s a good idea why don’t you shut up.”
– [mute: on]
“I’m so hungry & sad right now.”
– [mute: on]
“You are the king of the dipshits.”
– [mute: on]
“We’re going to need a bigger mute button.”
– [mute: on]