Things I heard on conference calls

(submit to concallers@gmail.com)




“ I AM THE LEADER [in response to the recorded response “you are the only person in this conference”]
“ I’m not talking about back-room functionality.


“ this is not intended to poke someone in the eye.
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“There is human error at work here.”

“Then I think we need new humans”


“ Am I on mute? [long pause]
“ In other words, it’s the translation center that does the translation.


“ I can always pump up more Drupals
“ We had a personnel change. No impact, but we don’t know who’s going to do what.
“ Let us just be even more clear…
“ When someone says ‘Look’ it means they’re being very defensive [mute: on]